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Hello, here I want to introduce myself to you.


First of all, everything began February 20, 1970 in the hospital of Hermeskeil (Germany, 20 miles away from Trier). Born at 8:18 p.m., Dad Hans-Peter, Mother Erika. I've spent the first 6 years of my life in a small village with the name Geisfeld (6 miles away from Hermeskeil). I lived from December 1976 till May 1999 in Gusenburg, a small community near Hermeskeil, Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany.

The big step towards the USA was made May 24, 1999. My first home there was in Birmingham, Alabama. Over there I've spent 2 years of my life and studied Electronics Engineering Technology at the local College ITT Tech. After graduation June 2001, I moved to Newnan, Georgia (30 minutes South of Atlanta). Due to work related reasons I moved back to Germany (Hechingen, South of Stuttgart). After my assignment in Germany ( ended May 1, 2006, I returned back to Newnan.

Jamie Whitson and I got married June 29, 1998 in Tuscaloosa, Alabama We met in an AOL chat room end of 1997. October 20, 2002, the day that would change my life forever: I'm a Daddy - unbelievable - me? - Yes!!! I'm the daddy of the little angel JESSLYN DIANA REBECCA. Then February 12, 2006, my son JAYDEN WILLIAM THOMAS was born. With his birth, our little family is complete.
 
I am a die hard fan of the soccer club FC Bayern Munich, my true love besides my Jamie and my little Jesslyn. It is also clear that I support the team from my former home town: SV Eintracht Trier 05. Besides soccer, I am a huge Michael Schumacher and Formula 1 fan. Especially Ferrari! While living here in the USA I developed a taste for the American way of life and started to get interested in College Football. My heart beats here for the University of Alabama, the Crimson Tides. Besides the Tide, I really love the NFL Atlanta Falcons, which I cheer for in the Georgia Dome. I also watch the Atlanta Braves, baseball. I never would have thought that I would ever get interested in baseball, neither did Jamie!

I am a huge computer freak besides my passion for Sports. I design websites, and just recently, Jamie and I decided to do this more professional. It makes me a little sad that I can't travel that much anymore, since I moved here in the USA. Traveling to foreign countries, getting to know different cultures is still on top of my most favorite charts. Personally, I love Thailand!


In the Internet everybody knows me under my nickname Hurricane. Best chance to meet me is in AIM under HurricaneJC2002, or in ICQ under 18569448. If you want to find out more about me, simply write an email, or send a message in AIM or ICQ. Recently I'm also available on Skype. My user name there is jclemens2906.


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